1. dialupmodem:





    no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

    Schrödinger’s laundry

    Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

    people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

    alternatively: wash ur damn clothes

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  2. katolivesyew:

    Ever since Christine talked about monsoons in Tucson on Big Brother, we’ve had no monsoons. Today, Zach put her on the block and now the storms are coming in.
    I’m not saying Christine controls monsoon season from the Big Brother house but… Christine controls monsoon season from the Big Brother house.


  3. sunharry:


    taylor swift is always pulling the max and ruby face like



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  4. Karen Gillan - Esquire US - August 2014

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    1. Jedi: May the force be with you
    2. Catholic Jedi: And also with you
  5. saxifraga-x-urbium:




    8 vegetables that you can regrow again and again.


    You can regrow scallions by leaving an inch attached to the roots and place them in a small glass with a little water in a well-lit room.


    When garlic begins to sprout, you can put them in a glass with a little water and grow garlic sprouts. The sprouts have a mild flavor than garlic and can be added to salads, pasta and other dishes.

    Bok Choy

    Bok choy can be regrown by placing the root end in water in a well-lit area. In 1-2 weeks , you can transplant it to a pot with soil and grow a full new head.


    Put carrot tops in a dish with a little water. Set the dish in a well-lit room or a window sill.  You’ll have carrot tops to use in salads. 


    Put clippings from basil with 3 to 4-inch stems in a glass of water and place it in direct sunlight. When the roots are about 2 inches long, plant them in pots to and in time it will grow a full basil plant.


    Cut off the base of the celery and place it in a saucer or shallow bowl of warm water in the sun. Leaves will begin to thicken and grow in the middle of the base, then transfer the celery to soil. 

    Romaine Lettuce

    Put romaine lettuce stumps in a 1/2 inch of water. Re-water to keep water level at 1/2 inch. After a few days, roots and new leaves will appear and you can transplant it into soil.


    The stems of cilantro will grown when placed in a glass of water. Once the roots are long enough, plant them in a pot in a well-lit room. You will have a full plant in a few months.

    great info… pass it on!

    I only knew this about green onions this is cool af


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  7. fuckyeah-nerdery:


    It looks like they installed a bear actually

    I love how it just lays back and relaxes.

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    1. teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
    2. me: winged eyeliner

  8. snpchatting:

    interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words
    me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh
    interviewer: hired

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  9. rhazade-waterbender:

    There is a heart on this kitten’s face.  Stop everything at once.

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